This guy

gazes into his navel and is blinded by the threat of other people's names and so tattoos them there:

Or maybe this chart is like an enema that flushes out disparagement of real live people by pretending they are "personas" only.

They are personas, too, but they are people.

Or maybe it is an assflower or a dickprint.

Whatever it is, let's try to think of some bodily metaphors that aren't "douche" and "menstrual."

I'm not gonna link to it; I took that site off my blogroll a few months ago when it started to make me feel uneasy almost every time I read it (misogyny, lack of substance, comment trolls).

Some similar testimonials are going on now, on Facebook and blogs.